My name is Jamey, and I'm living proof that children of divorced parents are twice as likely to write bad poetry.

The crimes I have committed against the written word are both grievous and manifold, encompassing everything from short fiction to haiku to tutorials and character dialogue for various academic and commercial game projects. At the moment, this section of the site consists primarily of the subset of my writing that has not been previously published elsewhere. You can think of it kind of like a Whitman's Sampler, except that most of the chocolate has already been eaten and the only piece left is that gross coconut-filled one that everybody purposely avoids.

Whitman's Sampler

I may occasionally post something in a slightly different vein just for the sake of variety, but for now this space remains dedicated to collecting my assorted articles, stories and poems. If you're a true glutton for punishment, however, there are plenty of additional examples of my creative output floating around the internet - and if my failed efforts to expunge the more cringeworthy instances is any indication, most of these will remain a part of the public record for the foreseeable future.