LARP (Live Action Role-Playing)
with Anthony Rossello

across the hills between the trees
an elven ranger shoots his bow
(though made of NERF, you couldn't tell)
the arrow hit a drunken dwarf
first a THUNK, and then a THUD
the fat bastard fell right on his bum
and screamed his curses at the sky
"I spilled my %#$@en beer!"
(though non-alcoholic, it's fun to pretend)
the dwarf charges with his axe, stumbling
in sudden stumpy steps he stumbed
he stumbed right on his face
that big disgrace to the dwarven race
the elf pointed and laughed
the laughter echoed o'er the sun
"O LARPing is such joyous fun!"